Color Guard

Just so you know: we ain't kidding about the bright color thing. The brighter the better. It's entirely possible that there will be a multi-million-dollar prize for the brightest ensemble, and even if you don't win you'll probably still feel some mild euphoric effects from all that color. Also, for those of you who worry about feeling dorky, have you no faith in your fellow attendees? Do you think we are the type of couple who would invite a bunch of no-fun scumbums to our nuptials? Heck no! Everyone else will surely look at least twice as wild as you will.

(Now prove us wrong on that last point.)

(And did I say multi-million? Pardon my typo; it should read multi-billion.)